My life is one of pain
As I sit in my leather chair
Drinking Cristal,
Smoking Cuban Cigars,
I contemplate on the
Unfortunate state I’m in
Why must I toil in this mansion
By the sea? Why do
Everyday comforts no longer
Hold value anymore? I
Can only come to one truth,
That despite my gross income,
I am but oppressed. Why else
Would I feel so alone, so
Upset at everything around me?
My gold rings and silver watches
Are indeed a sign of bondage
To the horrible life I live,
So there’s no further evidence I
Need than to express my pain
In words only the particular people
Will understand, I am a man
Of the people after all?
Why just the other day,
I lost a penny at the stock
Market, forcing me to wait
On my fifth Lamborghini,
And there was one less
Strand of fur in my
Coat for next winter,
What a tragedy my life
Has become. But I know
The people will understand,
And all I will ask
Is for some charity
To help me through the
Struggle, because I
Am one of you, I
Am oppressed, I
Am full of edge and grit,
And you love me for it…
You will love me for it.